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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (6173)	7/16/1998 10:00:00 AM
From: Tmoore	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mouse trap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth and bench press it. The second mouse orders up two shot of sour mash, pounds them both, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies:"Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into powder, add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz for the rest of the day." The first and second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat."