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To: John Messbauer who wrote (6181)	7/17/1998 1:14:00 PM
From: Jay	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

The old priest was retiring from his country parish and a young , freshly ordained priest was to take over. The young priest arrived and the older man showed him around. They visited parishioners from the village and the farms in the surrounding countryside. Finally, it was time for the old man to take his leave. They walked together to the bus stop, talking all the while. The bus pulled up and the old priest got in. Just at that moment he remembered something and turned the the younger man and said, "I forgot to tell you about Mother Green!" The driver closed the door and the bus started to move. The young priest ran after the bus calling out, "What about Mother Green?" The bus was gone and he wondered about Mother Green. He would have to visit her to inquire after her needs. A few days later he is in church conducting his first mass. Things seem to be going well and he feels that his flock is beginning to accept him. The service is in full swing when the door at the back of the sanctuary opens and a woman in a lime green minidress with spiked heeled shoes enters. As she moves forward it appears that she is in her mid 50's. A slight murmur is heard in the congregation. She sits down in the very first pew and it becomes obvious that she is not wearing any underwear. The priest turns to the nearest altar boy and whispers, "Is that Mother Green?" The boy answers, "Naw, that's just the way the light shines on it!" ----------------------------------------------------- A guy walks into a bar and announces at large "All Lawyers are assholes!" A drunk at the end of the bar says "I resent that remark!" The first guy asks "Why, are you a Lawyer?" "No, I'm an asshole!"