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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Wick who wrote (6205)	7/26/1998 8:28:00 PM
From: Richard L. Williams	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The successful businessman is tearing down the country road at breakneck speed in his brand new Porsche, when he hits and kills a pig that is standing by the side of the road. Distraught, the honest would-be Andretti goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. The farmer comes to the door and immediately sees his dead pig lying by the road. "I hit your pig with my car, but I'll replace it for you!" says the businessman. Farmer glances at the city slicker, and spits on the ground. "You can't do that--you're not fat enough."