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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Mark who wrote (6207)	7/22/1998 5:15:00 PM
From: SJS	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

Top ten pickup lines ELVES: 10. "I'm down here" 9. "Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm a sissy" 8. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 7. "If you're good, I'll tell Santa to get you off the naughty list" 6. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys" 5. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra." 4. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler" 3. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man" 2. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig" 1. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"