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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: DScottD who wrote (6266)	7/24/1998 11:35:00 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

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