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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Catfish who wrote (17589)	7/28/1998 8:56:00 AM
From: DMaA	Respond to of 20981

From the July 27 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Bill Clinton Post-Impeachment Plans." Copyright 1998 by Worldwide Pants Inc. 10. Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her 13 half-brothers and sisters. 9. A tour of the nation's prisons to improve conditions, visit friends. 8. Step one: appear on "Oprah." Step two: hug Oprah. Step three: all is forgiven. 7. Attend UFO conventions, show off preserved bodies of aliens he smuggled out of the Pentagon. 6. Write book: "The American Presidency: An Oral History." 5. Buy a Hooters franchise. 4. Buy a Burger King franchise. 3. Buy a Hooters franchise. 2. Come to grips with the fact that regular people just can't go around dropping their pants. 1. Trash the dump before Gore moves in.