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To: Wizzer who wrote (6308)	7/28/1998 6:13:00 PM
From: Stang	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62552

The Right Girl When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big boobs. In high school, I dated a girl with big boobs, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was without direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned. Now all I want is a girl with big boobs.