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To: The Rabbit who wrote (6337)7/30/1998 1:09:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
How about the Jeds?

Cold iron shackles, ball and chain,

Listen to the whistle of the evenin' train.

You know you bound to wind up dead,

If you don't head back to Tennessee Jed.

Rich man step on my poor head,

When you get back you better butter my bread.

Well, do you know it's like I said,

You better head back to Tennessee Jed.

Tennessee, Tennessee, there ain't no place I'd rather be,

Baby won't you carry me back to Tennessee.

Drink all day and rock all night,

The law come to get you if you don't walk right

Got a letter this morning, baby all it read,

You better head back to Tennessee Jed.

I dropped four flights and cracked my spine,

Honey, come quick with the iodine,

Catch a few winks, baby, under the bed

Then you head back to Tennessee Jed.

Tennessee, Tennessee, there ain't no place I'd rather be,

Baby won't you carry me back to Tennessee.

I run into Charlie Fog,

Blacked my eye and he kicked my dog,

My doggie turned to me and he said,

Let's head back to Tennessee Jed.

I woke up a felin' mean,

Went down to play the slot machine,

The wheels turned around, and the letters read,

You better head back to Tennessee Jed.

Tennessee, Tennessee, there ain't no place I'd rather be,

Baby won't you carry me back to Tennessee.






To: The Rabbit who wrote (6337)7/30/1998 1:53:00 PM
From: Arthur Radley  Respond to of 62549
 
How about Tennessee Losers! How about Bud Adams Jokers!The people of Nashville were sold a "bill of goods" and they should have been smarter when dealing with a snake oil salesman.



To: The Rabbit who wrote (6337)7/31/1998 8:02:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
How about the Tenesee Tuxedos?
The uniforms could look like tuxedos!
How many millions would they make in
royalties from fans anxious to buy
Tuxedo jersey's and assorted other items.