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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: cody andre who wrote (18087)7/30/1998 10:29:00 PM
From: Tomato  Respond to of 20981
 
America (from West Side Story)

I used to chat with my Monica
Chew the old fat with my Monica
38 passes for Monica
Kind of cute ass on my Monica

Hillary: She was a witness in Jones' case
Bill: I counselled her in my own place
Hillary: Told her to say nothing went on
Bill: Thought if you found out - my balls gone!

Gave a few gifts to my Monica
She could sure play the harmonica
Left them with Currie did Monica
Obstructed justice with Monica

Hillary: They say there's semen on her dress
Bill: Trying to trick me to confess
Hillary: OJ confused them and you can
Bill: Hire Barry Scheck - that's a good plan

What can we do about Monica?
She's worse than banks in Japonica
After all I did for Monica
Now she has turned on me, Monica

Hillary: You better write up a great speech
Bill: If it's not great they will impeach
Hillary: Talking points aren't looking bad now
Bill: That Linda Tripp is an old sow!

What can we do about Monica?
She's gone and turned on us Monica
Studied for orals did Monica
Dry cleaners stiffed by my Monica

Hillary: Polls say the public just don't care
Bill: Long as stock prices stay up there
Hillary: If the economy goes south
Bill: I'll feel like Monica's sore mouth

If I'm impeached due to Monica
It's not the end, t'hell with Monica
Least I'll be finished with Monica
Chelsea's friends're cuter than Monica

wayne aaronson copyright 1998



To: cody andre who wrote (18087)7/31/1998 3:38:00 PM
From: The Philosopher  Respond to of 20981
 
>> He will return on August 17th.

My God, on the day of the Clinton deposition. It will be an interesting day.