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To: ToolManInc who wrote (6379)	8/3/1998 2:05:00 AM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

From NPR today... The Independent Council team looking at Monica's blue dress have uncovered an 18 in gap in it. And Monica's mom says Monica my have a dress with Clinton's love juice on it, but she has a dress with Placido Domingo's.

To: ToolManInc who wrote (6379)	8/3/1998 10:47:00 AM
From: John Lacelle	Respond to of 62552

Here is a list of 10 rules women should know by now: 1) If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2) Don't cut your hair...ever. 3) Get rid of your cat. No, it is not different, it is just like every other cat. 4) Anything you wear is fine. Really. 5) Ask for what you want. We cannot decifer subtle hints. 6) Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers. 7) Your mom is not our best friend. 8) If you don't dress like a Victoria's Secret girl, don't expect us to act like soap opera boys. 9) Christopher Columbus didn't need directions. Neither do we. 10) The relationship is never going to be like it was the first 2 weeks we were going out. Thats the list ladies, learn it. Live it. -John