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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Earl Risch who wrote (18196)	8/3/1998 8:25:00 PM
From: Tomato	Respond to of 20981

MODERN U.S. HEAD OF STATE (for Modern Major General) CLINTON: I am the very model of a modern U.S. head of state I'm good at sex with interns and to everyone prevaricate I've screwed my friends both good and close-Lani Guanier to Hillary, Had House friends back a doomed tax bill, then left them to be pilloried I understand the polls quite well and have the folks to do the spin From Carville to Bill Bennett they eviscerate and kill to win In money matters I can't lose - commodities and slick land steals I'm sure to make 10 million bucks when it comes time for my book deal ALL He's sure to make 10 million bucks when it comes time for his book deal He's sure to make 10 million bucks when it comes time for his book deal He's sure to make 10 million bucks when it comes time for his book deal CLINTON: I'm good at getting oral sex and know on whom to try and hit, And when I'm asked about it I am quite good at forgetting it, In short with scandals sexual I know how to prevaricate I am the very model of a modern U.S. head of state ALL: In short with scandals sexual he knows how to prevaricate He is the very model of a modern U.S. head of state CLINTON: I've had so many girlfriends now from Jennifer to Monica They only have in common that all played my harmonica When Paula went and sued my ass I had James Carville call her names Like "trailer trash" and "liar" and when Willey squealed he did the same Vince Foster they say killed himself and Ken Brown died mysteriously Mike Espy and Cisneros were my friends but can't embarrass me In jail were best bud Hubbel, Jim McDougal, his wife Susan too, But no one seems to touch me seems the public can't add 2 and 2 ALL: But no one seems to touch him seems the public can't add 2 and 2 But no one seems to touch him seems the public can't add 2 and 2 But no one seems to touch him seems the public can't add 2 and 2 CLINTON: Now I can tell the jury that Lewinsky fantasized a fling And if the stain is iffy polls tell me that I will beat this thing In short with scandals sexual I know how to prevaricate I am the very model of a modern U.S. head of state ALL: In short with scandals sexual he knows how to prevaricate He is the very model of a modern U.S. head of state CLINTON: I signed that flawed new welfare bill but said next year I'd put it right, Good thing no one remembers that, the poor can tough it out or fight, You might recall I said that health care was our problem number one But after my plan lost it seems that things are now quite well and fun I think kids should be careful in their urges to go procreate, Tough luck I fired Elders though, when she said they should masturbate, The job of chief executive is really not that hard to plan, Just lie to folks right in their eyes and make sure that you keep Greenspan ALL: Just lie to folks right in their eyes and make sure that you keep Greenspan CLINTON: My enemies would cheer if I were in a penitentiary, But I will beat them all and lead us into the next century, In short with scandals sexual I know how to prevaricate I am the very model of a modern U.S. head of state copyright 1998 wayne aaronson

To: Earl Risch who wrote (18196)	8/3/1998 8:41:00 PM
From: Ish	Respond to of 20981

Luck son, pure luck. I was perusing a thread and up popped the t-shirt deal, grabbed at it like a drowning man after a straw. They are usually given out for a post that is a millionth. You may wish to try to buy one at: Jibe Sport 72 East 3rd Ave San Mateo, Ca 94401