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To: Jay who wrote (6396)8/4/1998 9:42:00 PM
From: duncan moyer  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Q: What's the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.



To: Jay who wrote (6396)8/5/1998 11:42:00 AM
From: FatMatty  Respond to of 62549
 
I was on a SouthWorst flight once...the flight attendant standing in the isle doing the demonstration flipped open the safety manual for the usual pre-flight demonstration. One of the other attendants had filled it with a big piece of paper that read (in LARGE BOLD LETTERS) :

I NEED A DATE!

Everyone on the flight in her section was cracking up. Including me.


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