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Politics : Clinton's Scandals: Is this corruption the worst ever? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Las Vegas Lou who wrote (686)8/6/1998 2:58:00 PM
From: Zoltan!  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 13994
 
Surprise Evidence :

Introduction of semen-stained ceiling, window drapes, pop tart, car seat and assorted electric appliances.



To: Las Vegas Lou who wrote (686)8/6/1998 3:02:00 PM
From: Les H  Respond to of 13994
 
Hillary was trying to claim in 1992 that Bush was guilty of extra-marital affairs.



To: Las Vegas Lou who wrote (686)8/6/1998 4:21:00 PM
From: Les H  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 13994
 
STARR SUBPOENAS 500 YR OLD MUMMY

After being reminded by the new book
"Spin Cycle" that President Clinton
once said if he were single he would
ask her out, independent counsel Ken
Starr subpoenaed the 500 year-old Inca
mummy Clinton referred to in 1996
after viewing it at a National
Geographic exhibit in Washington. The
extraordinarily well-preserved mummy,
known as "Juanta" had been
discovered in Peru. Clinton, speaking
at a fundraiser at the time, said, "If I
were single, I'd ask that mummy
out.That's one good looking
mummy."

Starr said that it was appropriate as
part of his Whitewater investigation to
explore all possible relationships the
president may have had with women
and later coached to deny. "We have
reason to believe that mummy received
special treatment and a possible job
offer from Revlon for her silence,"
Starr said.

Assisting in the appearance of the
mummy in front of the grand jury in
Washington will be five of the
independent counsel's toughest
interrogators. "We believe the White
House has been orchestrating the
witnesses to maintain a code of silence
but we intend to break this one," one
of Starr's prosecutors said privately.