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To: On the QT who wrote (6417)	8/8/1998 5:26:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

This older guy was driving down the road that leads to you "Country Estate", all twenty acres of it. He saw a young person wearing a tee shirt and jeans walking along the side of the road and, as is to be expected in the rural areas of a few years past, offered this person a lift. The kid got in the car. Now, this was a bright, sun shinny day and my brother got a good look at the kid he picked up. He said "You live down this way, son?" The kid looked at the guy and asked "What's the matter, pops? Forget what a girl looks like?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ My wife told me about her friend Joy's annual gynecology exam. While the doctor was "doing his thing", he looks over at her chart and says, "Hmmm, I see you had your tonsils out...." She was surprised that the doctor could tell that from where he was sitting . . . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Aging * Tell ya one thing I'm sure glad of -- think how REALLY unpopular aging would be if wrinkles hurt like everything else does. * A awful lot of couples these days suffer through an aging problem: he won't act his, and she won't tell hers. * A sure sign that you're not as young as ya used to be is when it takes you longer to recover than it did to tire ya out. * Getting older means that things are finally starting to click for ya -- your neck... your knees... your elbows... * I know one older fellow who always dates girls so young that most of them are younger than his dentures. * I asked this same guy once why he didn't date women his own age. He said, "Hell boy ! There aren't any !!!" * For anyone who's advanced in years, I've found they think weight lifting generally consists of trying to stand up. * You know you're a Senior Citizen if you can remember when it took longer to fly across the country than it did to get to the airport. * There is a certain amount of unfairness in aging. The youth don't know what they want, and the old can't do what they want.