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To: John Messbauer who wrote (1110)8/9/1998 4:28:00 PM
From: knight  Respond to of 6545
 
Good stuff, John! LOL! eom



To: John Messbauer who wrote (1110)8/9/1998 4:44:00 PM
From: Jim S  Respond to of 6545
 
OK, John. That's it. We can now, in good conscience, close down this thread. Your list just about says it all!

GREAT post!

jim



To: John Messbauer who wrote (1110)8/9/1998 5:41:00 PM
From: Street Walker  Respond to of 6545
 
What a hoot!

Just emailed it off to a bunch of friends.



To: John Messbauer who wrote (1110)8/9/1998 6:12:00 PM
From: gypsy  Respond to of 6545
 
I only have one thing to say to you, John.....

If men did more of #24, maybe, just maybe, you would get more of #25.

ze gyp



To: John Messbauer who wrote (1110)8/9/1998 8:06:00 PM
From: Denice  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 6545
 
New meat, ladies. Attack!



To: John Messbauer who wrote (1110)8/11/1998 3:09:00 PM
From: Denice  Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 6545
 
Continuing Education Courses For Men

1. Silence Is Golden: Learning when to keep your mouth shut.

2. Understanding the Marilyn Monroe syndrome: diamonds are a girls best friend.

3. Parties 101: Lampshades belong on the lamps.

4. Parties 102: Leaving with the one you brought.

5. Woman management: And how money talks.

6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Always flush when finished.

7. Bathroom Etiquette II: The toilet seat position is down!

8. Old Wives Tales: Urine on the bathroom floor does not cure warts.

9. Clothing I: Learning to part with your old high school football jersey.

10. Clothing II: How to change your socks and underwear daily.

11. Size Does Matter: Stretching techniques

12. Male Adulthood: Over the counter remedies for calluses

13. Learning To Ask For Directions

14. Menstruation, Mental Illness, Menopause - Understanding why women's problems all start with the word "MEN."

15. Viagra: Up, up and away!

16. Housework 101: How to use a dust pan instead of a rug.

17. Housework 102: What to do with left over pizza.

18. Sex: It takes two

19. How To: Buying feminine hygiene products w/dignity

20. TV Remotes: Find the spouses favorite hiding places.

21. Credit Card Debt: Learning to live with it.

22. PMS: Your problem.......Your problem!

23. Compliments: How to

24. Dancing: Learning with John Tavolta look alikes.

25. Why Me, Lord: Staying single

26. Valuation: Why hunting, golf and football are not the three little words a woman wants to hear.

Not on the list??????? I'm sure we could think of some more!

Denice