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To: treetopflier who wrote (484)	8/12/1998 4:31:00 PM
From: Terry Whitman	Read Replies (9) \| Respond to of 2733

4 DOGS Four engineers were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first engineer, who worked for an architectural firm, called to his dog, T-Square. "Show your stuff, T", he said, and the dog proceeded to pull out a pencil and paper, and drew a perfect equilateral triangle. The second engineer, who worked for an accounting firm, called out to his dog, "1040, go ahead". The dog walked into the kitchen, nibbled open a bag of cookies, and divided the contents into four equal piles. The third engineer, who worked at a chemical plant, summoned his dog, "Beaker", to show his skills. The dog opened the refrigerator door, took out a carton of milk, and poured out exactly eight ounces of milk into a glass. The fourth engineer was a government employee. "Coffee Break!" He called to his dog, "Get to business." With that, the dog jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, and pissed on the paper.