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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Messbauer who wrote (6443)	8/12/1998 9:17:00 PM
From: Steve LaRiviere	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A Doctor starts his day with his first patient, a beautiful college co-ed with a rash in the shape of an 'H' on her chest. He had never seen anything like this before, so he began asking her questions trying to diagnose the cause, such as "Has your diet changed recently?" and "Are you under any unusual stress?" and "Have you tried a new brand of soap lately?" The co-ed replied no to them all. Suddenly he was hit by a thought. "Does your boyfriend go to Harvard, by any chance?" "Yes!" replied the stunned co-ed. "And does he wear his school sweater when you have sex?" "Yes!" replied the co-ed, in shock. "Obviously, the 'H' on his sweater is causing friction which is irritating the delicate skin on your chest. Just make him take off his sweater when you have sex and the rash should heal itself in a week or so." "Thank you, Doctor." Blushed the co-ed, who quickly dressed and left the examination room. His next patient was another co-ed with a rash, this time in the shape of a 'Y' on her chest. Confidently, the Doctor says "I bet you have a boyfriend from Yale who likes to wear his school sweater when the two of you have sex." "Oh my God, yes!" exclaimed the amazed co-ed. "Just have him take it off when you have sex and the rash will clear up in a week or so." Stunned, the co-ed leaves the examination room. By an amazing coincidence, the Doctor's next patient was another co-ed with a rash on her chest, this time in the shape of an 'M'. Confidently, the Doctor immediately says 'I bet you have a boyfriend that goes to Michigan State." "No." replied the co-ed. "Minnesota?" "No." "Massachusetts?" "No." "Well," puzzled the Doctor, "where does your boyfriend go to school?" "I don't have a boyfriend," answered the co-ed, "but I have a girlfriend that goes to Wellesley."