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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Messbauer who wrote (6467)	8/13/1998 9:25:00 PM
From: Randi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it, would get the rest of the school day off. She started off with "This was England's finest hour". Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said "Winston Churchill". Congratulations, said the teacher, you may go home. The teacher then said "Ask not what your country can do for you". Before she can finish the quote, another young lady belts out "John F. Kennedy". "Very Good" said the teacher, "you may go". Irritated that he had missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnny said "I wish those girls would just shut up". Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know who said it. Johnny instantly stood up and said "Bill Clinton. I'll see you on Monday".