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To: Stang who wrote (6486)	8/14/1998 10:13:00 PM
From: Aggie	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

The difference between a hooker, a mistress, and a wife? The hooker says: Are you done yet? The mistress says: Are you done already? The wife says: Gee honey - we really need to fix that crack in the ceiling. Aggie

To: Stang who wrote (6486)	8/14/1998 10:40:00 PM
From: george wood	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?" "Well, I see thousands of stars," said Watson. "And what does that mean to you?" Sherlock inquired. "Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?" "To me, Watson, it means someone has stolen our tent."