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To: John Messbauer who wrote (6502)8/17/1998 6:04:00 AM
From: Joseph Strohsahl  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Before I give you my joke I want all of you to check out my humor page:
members.xoom.com
It's called "The Lobby".....BOOKMARK IT.
I look for the strangest, odd, humorous and the most interesting links to put on it.
By the way, I was in a hurry last nite and used a couple of jokes from this site.
If you have a link for the site....please send it my way.
Also visit "Joe's Lounge" for researching stocks
Tell me what you think of it? Thanks, Joe

Here is my joke:
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two hookers and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I Simply couldn't
get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's
embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!"