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To: JakeStraw who wrote (6510)8/17/1998 10:45:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Respond to of 62549
 
Monica: "You got me working boss man,
a workin' round the clock,
you wanna little drink a whiskey,
you sure won't let me stop.

Big boss man, can't you hear me when I call,
You ain't so big, you just tall, that's just about all."



To: JakeStraw who wrote (6510)8/17/1998 11:26:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
All I Really Want

Do I stress you out
My sweater is on backwards and inside out
and you say how appropriate
I don't want to dissect everything today
I don't mean to pick you apart you see
But I can't help it
There I go jumping before the gunshot has gone off
Slap me with a splintered ruler
And it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't there already
If only I could hunt the hunter

And all I really want is some patience
A way to calm the angry voice
And all I really want is deliverance

Do I wear you out
You must wonder why I'm relentless and all strung out
I'm consumed by the chill of solitary
I'm like Estella
I like to reel it in and then spit it out
I'm frustrated by your apathy
And I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land
If only I could meet the Maker
And I'm fascinated by the spiritual man
I am humbled by his humble nature

And what I wouldn't give to find a soulmate
Someone else to catch this drift
And what I wouldn't give to meet a kindred

Enough about me, let's talk about you for a minute
Enough about you, let's talk about life for a while
The conflicts, the craziness and the sound of pretenses
Falling all around... all around

Why are you so petrified of silence
Here can you handle this?
Did you think about your Bills, your ex, your deadlines
Or when you think you're gonna die
Or did you long for the next distraction
And all I need now is intellectual intercourse
A sould to dig the hole much deeper
And I have no concept of time other than it is flying
If only I could kill the killer

And all I really want is some peace man
A place to find a common ground
And all I really want is a wavelength
All I really want is some comfort
A way to get my hands untied
And all I really want is some justice

Alanis





To: JakeStraw who wrote (6510)8/17/1998 1:15:00 PM
From: Early Out  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
The biggest joke of all is that Bill Clinton is the President.

Don't blame me, I voted for Hillary.

-jsc