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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Thomas Scharf who wrote (6546)	8/18/1998 10:57:00 PM
From: george wood	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Wash rooms around the country now have so many modern conveniences that it did not surprise Bill Clinton when he entered one in Martha Vineyard to find a sign: "Your wife away from home," and directly underneath it, a hole. He deposited the required amount, unzipped his pants, made the entry, and felt the most excruciating pain. Withdrawing himself, there tightly sewed on the end of it was a button.