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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: emidio who wrote (6557)	8/19/1998 8:17:00 PM
From: T.K. Allen	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Our four most recent presidents found themselves following the famous Yellow Brick Road, on their way to meet The Wizard of Oz. They were all missing just a little something and figured The Wizard could help them. They meet The Wizard and he asks each in turn what they need. "Well", Jimmy Carter says, "I could use some courage." "No problem," says The Wizard, and Carter gets his courage, no questions asked. "What about you, Mr. Reagan?", The Wizard asks. "If I only had a brain," Mr. Reagan replies, and voila, Mr. Reagan has his brain. George Bush is next. "People tell me I could use a heart," he pleads, and The Wizard grants Mr. Bush his wish. "Tell me, Mr. Clinton, what do you most want?", asks The Wizard. Mr. Clinton doesn't hesitate. "Is Dorothy around?"