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To: Kevin Oberlin who wrote (6569)	8/20/1998 9:46:00 PM
From: TigerPaw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A former classmate of Ken Starr meets him again. They greet, they reminisce, and finally they talk. "Ken", asks the old mate, "why are you so determined to nail the President?" Starr replies, "It's the women, it's always the women. Clinton gets Gennifer, Clinton gets Susan, and Clinton even gets to nail Miss America! My interns won't even smile at me! "But I've got him now, I'm showing him who's the bigger man." "Oh?" is all his companion can mutter. "Everyone can see I'm the guy now" continues the prosecutor, "Just the other day as I walked to the grand jury thinking about my subpoenas and my briefs and Clinton on T.V. and I got really aroused. Those secretaries and legal aides and those interns were really impressed!" "oh?' "I could tell" boasts Ken, "As I strutted by I heard them saying Look at that big prick going in the courthouse".