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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: celeryroot.com who wrote (18485)8/22/1998 9:55:00 PM
From: Dwight E. Karlsen  Respond to of 20981
 
yeah I already read it. Had the urge to take a shower after reading it. <eom>



To: celeryroot.com who wrote (18485)8/22/1998 10:57:00 PM
From: P.T.Burnem  Respond to of 20981
 
President Clinton allegedly masturbated as Lewinsky performed the sex show with his cigar in a small room off the Oval Office.

Let me guess: he did not like it, and did not inhale...



To: celeryroot.com who wrote (18485)8/22/1998 11:00:00 PM
From: Les H  Respond to of 20981
 
They also reported yesterday that the stain found on the dress was semen.



To: celeryroot.com who wrote (18485)8/23/1998 1:31:00 AM
From: Gary R. Owens  Respond to of 20981
 
Just another shining example of why I'm proud to be from the Nation that has "Jerry Springer". Perhaps that explains something about the administration's stance toward big tobacco. <G>



To: celeryroot.com who wrote (18485)8/23/1998 7:01:00 AM
From: cody andre  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 20981
 
Sounds like Left-Wing Conspiracy: the cigar(s) must have been planted by Fidel Castro.



To: celeryroot.com who wrote (18485)8/23/1998 1:37:00 PM
From: lorrie coey  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 20981
 
Celeryroot on Aug 22 1998 9:12PM EST

Here's the Translation, between the lines...

DRUDGE REPORT
By Matt Drudge
Sat Aug 22 1998 14:22:02 ET

MEDIA STRUGGLES WITH SHOCKING NEW DETAILS OF WHITE HOUSE AFFAIR =matt's spin...

**Warning: Contains Graphic Description** = grab winking- wally and read on!

In a bizarre daytime sex session, that occurred just off the Oval Office in the White House, President Clinton watched as intern Monica Lewinsky reportedly masturbated with his cigar. =why oh why can't I?

It has been learned that several major news organizations have confirmed the shocking episode and are now struggling to find ways to report the full Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton grossout. = I can't hardly wait...this is better than anything I could ever think of!!

Media Bigfeet are trying to reconstruct one sex session that reportedly took place as Yasser Arafat waited in the Rose Garden for his scheduled meeting with the president! ="journalists" are completely obsessed with the sex...they must be too busy with monica/bill to have any themselves.

According to multiple sources close to the case, President Clinton allegedly masturbated as Lewinsky performed the sex show with his cigar in a small room off the Oval Office. It is not clear if Clinton or Lewinsky kept the cigar, or if Lewinsky testified on the specifics of the encounter before a federal grand jury this week. Lewinsky's testimony has been described as graphic, and included unusual
practices.=let me say it again, because I can't stop !

The DRUDGE REPORT has now been briefed on these shocking details that have stunned all those who have heard them and investigated them -- details that now threaten to completely disgust and stun the American electorate=but I'm so hot, I can't stop being "totaly grossed-out!!, because he loves it..

The White House refuses to comment on any DRUDGE REPORT=it's a great fantasy

****.