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To: Pat W. who wrote (6590)	8/23/1998 11:45:00 AM
From: High Grader	Respond to of 62549

Two old maids were sitting on the beach in the wind and salt spray when out of the waves walked a young woman in a bikini. The young woman reached into her bikini top and pulled out a cigarette and a match, flicked the match against her fingernail and proceeded to light up. "How did you do that?' asked one of the old maids. "We are just on the beach and all of our cigarettes are too damp to light, yet you have been in swimming and have no problem." "Oh, I keep my cigarette and match in a condom and they stay nice and dry," replied the young woman and walked off enjoying her smoke. The two old maids discussed this for a while and enthusiastically headed for the nearest drug store, where they asked the first clerk for a condom. He looked them over and decided to have some fun. "How large a condom would you be needing ladies?" he asked. "One that fits a camel !"