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To: DirkZ who wrote (6597)	8/24/1998 2:55:00 PM
From: DirkZ	Respond to of 62549

Continuing Education Courses for Women > >1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where no woman has gone before > >2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits > >3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You do not need new shoes >everyday > >4. Parties: Going without new outfits > >5. Man Management: Discover how minor household chores can wait until >after the game > >6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too > >7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His razor is his > >8. Valuation: Just because it's not important to you . . . > >9. Communication Skills I: Tears . . . The last resort, not the first > >10. Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking > >11. Communication Skills III: Getting what you want, without nagging > >12. Driving a Car Safely: A skill you too can acquire > >13. Party Etiquette: Drinking your fair share > >14. Telephone Skills: How to hang up > >15. Introduction to Parking > >16. Advanced Parking: Reversing into a space > >17. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the towels on the floor > >18. Water Retention: Fact or Fat > >19. Cooking I: Bringing back bacon, eggs and butter > >20. Cooking II: Bran and tofu are not for human consumption > >21. Cooking III: How not to inflict your diet ideas on other people > >22. Compliments: Accepting them gracefully > >23. PMS: Your Problem . . . NOT His > >24. Dancing: Why men don't like to > >25. Sex: It's for married couples too > >26. Classic Clothing: Wearing outfits you already have > >27. Household Dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women notice > >28. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it all together > >29. Ballet: For women only > >30. Learning to Go in Public Restrooms > >31. Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges > >32. "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?": The reason men lie > >33. TV Remotes: For men only > >34. Sexy Lingerie: For any occasion > >35. Oil and Gas: Your car needs both >

To: DirkZ who wrote (6597)	8/24/1998 3:51:00 PM
From: Henry Volquardsen	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

I used to live in San Fransisco and can in fact attest to the accuracy of the list. Including the one about the guy in leather with crotchless chaps. I saw 4 guys wearing that identical outfit get on BART and no one paid them any notice. I can also remember having a very serious discussion with friends who were racing in the Bay to Breakers about wether 3 foot tin foil ears would cause sufficient drag to hurt one's time :) The only one I contest is the one about being shocked by a converstion in English on the bus. Got a good laugh out of the list and it made me realize how much I miss Sodom on the Bay.