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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: paul t who wrote (18534)8/26/1998 10:03:00 AM
From: paul t  Respond to of 20981
 
Bill's 10 defence choices:

The top ten proposed closing arguments in the matter of United States v. William J. Clinton by Jackie Childs:

10. If the dress aint a mess, he don't confess

9. The economy's great, let the boy skate

8. If the Bitch didn't spit, you must acquit

7. If she ain't spread eagle, then it ain't illegal

6. Lewinsky's a whore, and Bill's better than Gore

5. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses

4. He cheats on his wife, but thats his personal life

3. Bill can't tell the truth, till he sees Ken Starr's proof

2. Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy

1. If the sex is just oral, it is not really immoral