To: lorrie coey who wrote (18566 ) 8/28/1998 2:46:00 AM From: Richnorth Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 20981
Wow! It would seem you ain't so Victorian, after all. And that's good. You do watch porno movies too, eh? Good for you! But that should have heightened your understanding of why men generally behave the way they do! Mr. Bobbitt married the wrong woman! It was truly unfortunate that marriage bound him to a Lorena who couldn't hack it anymore. Maybe he should have married the likes of Tracy Lords or Shauna Grant. It seems to me the Lorena saga never fails to titillate some women (especially the men-hating variety), when they are tipsy or well under the influence. BTW, my gf thought Lorena was a nut case extraordinaire, and she swore she would never, regardless of the circumstances, cut mine off!!! Why? Simply because she worships my entire being! Your favorite porno star is Ron Jeremy, eh? No? Then I suppose your favorite was the legendary John Holmes! Or Ron Savage? BTW, I have a couple of news snippets for you. I am sure you will agree how fortunate women are in the western world. _______________________________________________ 06:23 AM ET 05/06/98 Kenyan couple become stuck in adulterous f--k NAIROBI, May 6 (Reuters) - An adulterous Kenyan couple needed doctors to untangle their love affair after becoming stuck during an illicit liaison, a Kenyan newspaper reported on Wednesday. The Kenya Times said police had to fire tear gas to disperse hundreds of curious people who gathered at a rural hospital in northern Mandera district for a glimpse of the love-tied couple. The Times said the drama started when the lovers -- said to be a district policeman and the wife of a local elder -- summoned an ambulance to help them out of their predicament. ''Thousands of excited residents thronged the hospital and forced the medical officer of health to seek assistance from the police,'' the Times said. It said the incident ''paralysed all activity in the town as scores of dwellers, young and old, trickled to the hospital to catch a glimpse of the strange encounter.'' The newspaper said the couple had to be flown to Nairobi to be separated. ^REUTERS@ _________________________________________________________ Thursday July 2 1998 Bangladesh 101 lashes for woman who fell pregnant ARSHAD MAHMUD in Dhaka A woman was given 101 strokes of the cane in public after a religious court found her guilty of becoming pregnant out of wedlock. A fatwa issued by the court decreed that Majiran Begum, who was abandoned by her husband a few years ago, had committed an "unpardonable crime" and had besmirched the reputation of her village, the daily Ittefaq reported yesterday. The fatwa also ostracised her and her father, a farm worker, from Nijhuri, a remote village in the northwestern district of Sirajganj. Majiran had developed an intimate relationship with Idris Ali, the son of an influential village elder, after he promised to marry her, the paper said. When Majiran got pregnant, her lover reneged on his promise and threatened dire consequences if she did not have an abortion. The matter became public when a local doctor insisted on disclosing Mr Ali's identity before performing the operation. It was unclear whether the abortion took place. Desperate to save face and protect his son, the elder promptly constituted a village court and hired a religious leader to preside over a hearing. The court found no fault with Mr Ali, but declared Majiran a loose woman and issued the fatwa.