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To: pavlov 1 who wrote (6623)	8/27/1998 7:43:00 PM
From: Warthog	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

AP News Flash. Monica Lewinsky injured in bizarre accident. At 3:13 pm, Monica Lewinsky was injured while walking in a Mall parking lot, A van went out of control and skidded on its side breaking off its antenna. The antenna flew and stabbed Miss Lewinsky in the side. The outlook for Miss Lewinsky is good and Doctors indicated that there was no danger of "Van arial"<> disease.

To: pavlov 1 who wrote (6623)	8/27/1998 7:47:00 PM
From: Warthog	Respond to of 62549

On one of the recent Northwest Flights, the pilot was playing tour guide with the passengers and then forgot to unplug his mike. The passengers heard him say "I could use a cup of coffee and Monica right now". One of the stewardesses ran toward the cockpit to tell the pilot. As she ran down the aisle one of the passengers said "Don't forget the coffee!!"