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To: John Messbauer who wrote (6629)	8/29/1998 11:34:00 PM
From: george wood	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Found the following on another thread and felt compelled to share it here: > A letter to New Zealand's Version of Dear Abby (Newspaper Advice > Columnist): > > I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the suburb of > Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is married > > to an Australian. > My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling > > marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are > prostitutes in Auckland. > I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life > sentence in Mt. Eden Prison, Auckland, for the rape & murder of a > teenage > boy in 1994, the other currently being held in the Wellington remand > center on charges of incest with his three children. > I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who > lives in Christchurch and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in > a > brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been > infected with an STD. > We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into > the > possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiance utilizing her > knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two > sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer > > them not to prostitute themselves at least it would get them off the > streets and hopefully the heroin. > My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her > into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. > Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being employed by Microsoft?