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To: John Messbauer who wrote (6633)	8/31/1998 1:41:00 AM
From: rudedog	Respond to of 62549

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender tells him he can't bring the dog into the bar. The man says the dog is no ordinary dog but a talking dog. He can answer any question you ask. The bartender says he'll pay for the man's drinks all evening if the dog can do that. The man puts the dog up on the bar. The bartender rubs his hand over his beard and asks "Why don't the ladies who come in here want to kiss me?" "Ruff, Ruff" says the dog. The bartender shakes his head. "Not good enough, Buddy." The man says "Try another question. He's really good." The bartender points to the ceiling. "What's that up there?" he asks. "Roof, Roof" says the dog. Again, the bartender shakes his head. "OK, last chance, fella. Who's the greatest Ballplayer who ever lived?" "Ruth, Ruth" says the dog. The bartender laughs and gives a dismissing wave. "Go on, get out of here!" The man and the dog leave, but as he's going through the door, the dog says to his owner - "Maybe I should have said Dimagio..."