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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: lorrie coey who wrote (18607)8/31/1998 11:03:00 AM
From: Bill  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 20981
 
<<Some of our worst sex offenders have come from the catholic church.>>

And the White House.



To: lorrie coey who wrote (18607)8/31/1998 7:06:00 PM
From: Richnorth  Respond to of 20981
 
Suffice it to say that those priests who yielded to temptation had lost their wrestling match with Satan's minions!

A wit (OSCAR WILDE, a well-known homosexual who wrote the play, "The Importance of Being Earnest") once said that the best way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!!!



To: lorrie coey who wrote (18607)10/11/1998 4:15:00 PM
From: Richnorth  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 20981
 
A Case of Exploitation of the Fair Sex?

Raw fish served in the raw?
(Sushi ala Jungfrau)

BONN (Reuters) - A German restaurant has been attacked as
"tasteless" for serving sushi on naked models lying on top of
tables.

Brigitte Vollmer-Schubert, ombudsman for women's issues in the
central city of Hanover, said she was appalled that the restaurant
used naked women as huge "platters" for the Japanese dish,
dubbed "sushi ala Jungfrau (virgin)".

But the restaurant owner was quoted by Bild newspaper as saying
the dish had been a huge hit and the evening-long meal, costing up
to 400 marks ($250) per person, was booked out for weeks in
advance.

The models, usually students in their 20s, wear nothing but
see-through veils over their heads and a thin floral decoration
between their legs. They are required to lie motionless on the table
in the extra warm room.

The sushi is spread out all over their bodies. Bodyguards dressed
as samurai warriors make sure nothing gets out of hand.

"They aren't entirely naked," wrote Bild. "Caviare is stuffed into
their belly buttons, sword fish sushi is stuck near their armpits and
between their legs is raw tuna fish sushi awaiting the hungry
guests."

"It's a great way to earn some pocket money," a model named
Kim told the newspaper, saying she could earn up to 800 marks
per night.

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Explanation of why fish smell funny

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "This morning Eve and I made love for the first time."

God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"

Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."

"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."