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To: JakeStraw who wrote (6682)	9/3/1998 12:34:00 PM
From: SJS	Respond to of 62549

Roy Rogers and Dale Evans are famous actors. Being exhausted with taming the wild west, they travel to Africa to see what that country offers by way of R&R, ie, they need a vacation. In their full compliment of western attire, Roy and Dale arrive at a nice place in deepest and darkest of the African jungle. Their place includes room service, albeit their accomodations are just a simple hut on the jungle floor. Being the crisp, well-manicured cowboy that he is, Roy left his brand new cowboy boots on the porch every nite, and "room service"(if you could call it that), would fetch his boots and polish them to perfection. They would be returned to the porch every morning, ready each day for Roy's African adventure. One morning, however, Roy emerges from his hut to locate his boots on the porch. They're gone!! Roy calls room service to inquire as to what happened to his boots. They insist they left them on the porch, but as the delivery person was leaving, he saw a tigress came up to the porch and grab the boots in her teeth, wandering off with them. Roy thanked them for the information, and told Dale about the problem. Dale encouraged Roy to find that tigress, and reclaim his cowboy boots. So Roy, being the macho guy he is, dons his double six-guns and other gear and heads out into the jungle, in full cowboy splendor. When he finds the tigress, he shoots her dead. He grabs his boots and puts them on. He grabs the tigress by the tail, and drags her back to his jungle hut. As Dale sees Roy in the distance coming closer, she is very excited. She runs out of the hut, and exclaims: Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes? to the tune of : Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?