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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Bryan Steffen who wrote (6772)	9/9/1998 2:31:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62548

I'd like to apologize to the thread for my digressions today. I drove one of my shrinks to retirement this week and the other one quit to become a plumber. Does anybody know any good therapists? Please respond promptly before I drive all of you crazy too. Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees And begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk? WELL You left me anyhow And then the days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind. AND They're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa They're coming to take me away Ho ho, hee hee, ha haaaa To the Funny Farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa! You thought it was a joke And so you laughed. You laughed! When I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid RIGHT? You know you laughed. I heard you laugh. You laughed and laughed and laughed And then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad. AND They're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa They're coming to take me away Ho ho, hee hee, ha haaaa To the Happy Home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa! I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, And this is how you pay me back For all my kind unselfish loving, deeds? HAH? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet, And when they do They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A., you mangy mutt! AND They're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa They're coming to take me away Ho ho, hee hee, ha haaaa To the Funny Farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa! To the Happy Home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa! To the Funny Farm . . . (fade) (J. Samuels)