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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Intrepid1 who wrote (19063)	9/11/1998 6:37:00 AM
From: MR. PANAMA (I am a PLAYER)	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 20981

pureting....tanks fer link....My PRESIDENTIAL PUTS are Doing Fine...they will provide me with more pleasure than a Monica could deliver hahahaha

To: Intrepid1 who wrote (19063)	9/11/1998 8:45:00 AM
From: Richnorth	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 20981

Hi purething, Here is a clean one for your holiness: The last confession. When nuns are admitted to heaven, they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before becoming angels. Several are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of any sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "Have you ever had any contact with a penis?" "Well", says the first nun in line, "I once touched the penis of a sick man with the tip of my finger when I was giving him a bath." "OK," says St. Peter, "Dip that finger in this container of holy water and move on to heaven." The next nun admits that, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK", says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on to heaven." Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" St.Peter inquired. "Well, St Peter," replied the nun who is trying to cut the queue, "If I'm going to have to gargle with the holy water in that container, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her arse in it."