To: Ron McKinnon who wrote (16273 ) 9/11/1998 9:14:00 AM From: Larry S. Respond to of 53068
OT : History lesson: - It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, "Whoever is the first to correctly answer the questions I ask, can leave early today." Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question". The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'? Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD that Susie answered first. The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before that Mary answered first. Then the teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD that Nancy answered first. Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?" It is a sad commentary that Cliton's impeachable acts center on a sexual laison, and then his attempts to cover it up. This is a far cry from crimes of high treason. or breaking into the watergate office of your political opponent. I do not mean to condone cliton's actions, they were deplorable and represent a major exercise of poor judgement. But it is a private affair. The Starr Inquisition started out investigating Whitewater, and wound up in the oval office with the president's pants down. Come on !!. Hopefully someone in power will stand up and say ENUF !! this is ridiculous. Or, as Paul's friend said: Let he who is without, sin cast the first stone. larry ------ Previous