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To: Denice who wrote (956)9/11/1998 12:57:00 PM
From: Bald Man from Mars  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1035
 
Okay, Denice, I might not be able to answer all your
questions ...

but at least for question 4, I can tell you the truth,
the whole truth and nothing but the truth, yes ...
and that is why he suffers ... badly ...
but, of course, if you rephrase the question as 'does
he have a portfolio' then it is 'no', because it vaporizes
in front of his eyes in that 500 points drop ...



To: Denice who wrote (956)9/11/1998 1:03:00 PM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1035
 
>>1. How many stars are there?

3- Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin & Sammy Davis, Jr.

>>2. Where does Santa live when he is not in the malls?

In the summer Connecticut, in the winter Florida.

>>3. What planet is Dr. Seuss really from?

Contrary to popular opinion, he is from this planet. His vivid & sometimes bizarre imagination comes from the ingestion of too many psychedelic substances while listening to "Dark Star" by the Grateful Dead.

>>4. Does Bald Man from Mars really buy stocks?

No, but it gives him something to talk about while circling Uranus.

>>5. Who came up with the name for my mother?

Her Mother.

>>6. Did the "Prez" mean it when he said he was sorry?

He was sorry for soiling Ms. Lewinski's dress and sorry he was dum enough to get caught.

>>7. Where did Monica buy the "TIE" from?

Wal-Mart.

>>8. Why do we have two of some things and one of another?

For balance.