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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6871)	9/15/1998 1:38:00 PM
From: High Grader	Respond to of 62547

Two wood peckers were flying along looking for a good tree to peck. Finally they spotted one and gave it a good going over. After, they were perched on a branch and arguing over what type of tree it was. The first wood pecker said it was a beech and the second vowed it was a birch. Soon they were close to a fight when along came a wise owl. The owl listened to the discussion and decided to solve the argument. He did this by suggesting to the wood peckers that they would be better off, if they gave up being a son of a beech and a son of a birch, and looked for a piece of ash.

To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6871)	9/16/1998 1:20:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62547

1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude woman while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack? 2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant? 3. Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office? 4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister? 5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"? 6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband-and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election campaign? 7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else? 8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal secretary? 9. Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat closet at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the hysterical first lady from attacking them? 10. Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about the other president who made love in a closet (the one in Question 9)? 11. Which vice-president was pissed off because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's? 12. Which future president, while a college student, loved showing off his manhood (which he named "Jumbo")? BONUS QUESTION: Before he became president, what was John F. Kennedy's nickname in Palm Beach? a. Jack Rabbit b. Jumper Jack c. Mattress Jack ANSWERS: 1. John F. Kennedy 2. Bill Clinton 3. Lyndon B. Johnson 4. Thomas Jefferson 5. Bill Clinton 6. Andrew Jackson 7. George Washington 8. Franklin D. Roosevelt 9. Warren G. Harding 10. John F. Kennedy 11. Lyndon B. Johnson 12. Lyndon B. Johnson BONUS QUESTION: c. ======================================================================== === ===