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To: Bucky Katt who wrote (6877)	9/16/1998 12:16:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62547

While we're on top 10's: From the law offices of Johnnie Cochran, Esq., the top ten proposed closing statements in the matter of United States v. William J. Clinton: 10. If the dress ain't a mess, he don't need to confess 9. The economy's great, let the white boy skate 8. If the bitch didn't spit, you must acquit 7. If she's not spread-eagle then it's not illegal 6. Lewinsky's a whore, but Bill's better than Gore 5. So he lied to the masses, he was just savin' some asses 4. Sure he cheats on his wife, but that's his personal life 3. Bill can't tell the truth 'til he sees Ken Starr's proof 2. Bill isn't sleazy, Monica's easy 1. If the sex is just oral, then it ain't immoral ======================================================================== === ===