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To: The Philosopher who wrote (6889)	9/16/1998 6:19:00 PM
From: DScottD	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

She has a full six pack but is missing the plastic thingy that holds it together. The gate's down, the lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming. She's in the shallow end of the gene pool.

To: The Philosopher who wrote (6889)	9/16/1998 7:35:00 PM
From: Simone Pitzel	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

There is a light on but nobody is home.

To: The Philosopher who wrote (6889)	9/17/1998 10:06:00 AM
From: Robert Wierdsma	Respond to of 62549

A couple of tomatoes short of a sauce. A couple of cards short of a full deck.

To: The Philosopher who wrote (6889)	9/18/1998 3:45:00 PM
From: Randi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead. R.

To: The Philosopher who wrote (6889)	9/18/1998 7:38:00 PM
From: Tony Cava	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

He's about as sharp as a bowling ball... Or... He's not the sharpest tool in the shed Or my personal favorite... Maybe we should draw a picture for her... Naaaaah.