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To: Bald Man from Mars who wrote (3705)9/16/1998 6:32:00 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 5944
 
You know, I can help you.

In fact, here's what I will do.

I will sacrifice myself for you and accept your entire portfolio as a gift. Just endorse over the stock certificates to me, wrap them up, and mail them to me. You won't ever have to even think of selling any of them for a loss, you won't have to worry any more about how they are doing, you will get a wonderful warm fuzzy feeling for giving (which is much better than receiving). I will suffer all the agonies for you of watching them continue to decline in value.

I will do all this for you, my fellow human being, because I am such a nice, warm, wonderful person.

And I will throw in that dinner, free, without even waiting for the Big One.

God, am I ever a super human being!