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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6974)	9/21/1998 8:40:00 AM
From: Skeeter Bug	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

here's another.. >>Boston Bank Loan >> >>A businessman walks into a bank in Boston and asks for the loan officer. He >>says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow >>$5,000. >> >>The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a >>loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the >>street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to >>accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into >>the bank's underground garage and parks it there. >> >>Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, >>which comes to $15.41. >> >>The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this >>transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While >you >>were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. >What >>puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" >> >>The businessman replied - "Where else in Boston can I park my car for two >>weeks for 15 bucks?"