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To: treetopflier who wrote (617)9/21/1998 11:53:00 AM
From: Capt  Respond to of 2733
 
Blind Man

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a
drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a
while, the two
nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and
paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock
at the door. Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.

"Eric the Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm
can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"



To: treetopflier who wrote (617)9/21/1998 5:14:00 PM
From: Capt  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 2733
 
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist camp?

The one who can carry the suntan lotion in one hand, a six pack of
beer in the other and......a dozen doughnuts!!

Who is the most popular girl at the nudist camp?

The one who can eat the last doughnut!