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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: mrknowitall who wrote (4725)	9/22/1998 4:53:00 PM
From: Ann Corrigan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 67261

Here's a sampling of poetry from one of the members of SI....hope its not copyrited: Twas the night before crisis And behind White House doors, Not a creature was stirring, Least of all Al Gore. The interns were nestled Dressed in their berets, In hopes that Saint Bill Would come out to play. When out on the East Lawn There arose such a clatter Even Sam Donaldson Lost control of his bladder. Away to our TVs We flew like a flash There's a special report And it's pre-empting MASH. (Good taste demands some editing:o) And Monica Lewinsky Emerged from the rubble If she'd just kept her mouth shut We'd not have all this trouble. Now the public's grown weary.. Will this sleaze never end??? We just want to get back To "E.R." and "Friends." Now Monica, Linda, And Ken Starr, you suck-- Get the hell off my TV Your 15 minutes are up!!!!!