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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: High Grader who wrote (7018)	9/23/1998 7:06:00 PM
From: deeno	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Also old but... The Bullfrog > > > > A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking > > around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She > > went to the counter and questioned the clerk. "I wanted to buy my > > husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive", she said. "Well," > > said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50. Would you > > Like to see it? > > > > "$50?? For a Frog??" asked the woman. > > > > The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blow jobs." Well, the > > woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so, she thought this was a > > heck of a deal. She'd get her husband a gift he'd surely enjoy, and > > she'd never have to do that again. The woman decided to buy the frog. > > She took it home to her husband and explained the strange gift. Of > > course, The husband was a bit skeptical, but said for sure he'd try it > > out that night. The woman went to bed that night relieved knowing she'd > > never have to give another blow job. > > > > About two in the morning, she woke up to hear pots and pans banging > > around in the kitchen. She got up to go see what was going on. When she > > got to the kitchen she saw her husband and the frog, sitting at the > > kitchen table like best buddies, looking through cookbooks. > > > > "What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?" asked > > the woman. The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this > > frog to cook, your ass is outta here." > > > >