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To: TigerPaw who wrote (7029)	9/25/1998 12:14:00 AM
From: Skeeter Bug	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

three couples, one young, one middle aged and one elderly, went to their local church and asked to become members. the pastor said that they had to pass a test before they could be admitted to the congregation. "you must abstain from sex for two weeks to prove your spiritual focus," said the pastor. two weeks later the three couples appeared before before the pastor. the pastor asked the elderly couple how things went. "no problem, replied the husband. two weeks is nothing. we haven't had sex for 15 years." "great," said the pastor, "welcome to the congregation. your devotion to god will be greatly rewarded." "how about you?" asked the pastor while looking at the middle aged couple. "well," responded the middle aged husband, "the first week was really easy. the second week was very difficult, however, we managed to stay abstinent for the full two weeks." "great," said the pastor, "welcome to the congregation. your devotion to god will be greatly rewarded." the pastor then turned to the young couple. "so, how did it go," asked the pastor. the young husband replied, "well, pastor, the first week was awful difficult. almost torture, really. the second week was going along fine... that is until my wife reached up to get a can off the top shelf. her behind was so sexy and seductive that i couldn't help myself. i had my way with her right then and there." with a disappointed look on his face the pastor responded, "well, you know i can't allow you into the congregation?" "yes," chimed in the wife, "but that isn't even the worst of it. they won't allow us in wal mart anymore, either!" :-)