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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (7132)	9/30/1998 11:54:00 AM
From: Henry Volquardsen	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Somewhere in the UK =================== An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in. The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty stupid, but says his wife is dumber. Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car, he laments, and she doesn't even know how to drive! The Irishman nods, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it, he chuckles. Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there... And she doesn't even have a penis!