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To: paul t who wrote (687)	10/2/1998 10:44:00 AM
From: nougie	Respond to of 2733

Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes. <eom>

To: paul t who wrote (687)	10/4/1998 11:21:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2733

Breakfast in a Hotel A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said, "I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, luke-warm." "That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult." The guest replied, "Oh?, But that's what I got yesterday!"

To: paul t who wrote (687)	10/5/1998 8:26:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question. "Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question." "Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."