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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: DMaA who wrote (6514)10/1/1998 12:37:00 PM
From: Les H  Respond to of 67261
 
Starr Report Affects Cigar Sales

BNN's market analyst has learned that cigar sales across the country have gone limp as result of the release of Ken Starr's report. Said one former cigar smoker, "When I heard about what Bill and Monica did with a cigar I was so sickened that I quit smoking them. " Said another former cigar smoker, "I can't bear to even look at cigars. If I even see one I feel like I am going to puke."

BNN has learned that cigar manufacturers will be holding an emergency meeting this week in order to find a way to breathe life back into their shrinking and sagging sales. Said one manufacturer, "We have got to find a way to get this thing stimulated again."




To: DMaA who wrote (6514)10/1/1998 2:06:00 PM
From: Daniel Schuh  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
I assume that would be directed at me. Perhaps you would care to comment on Message 5886153 , or see if you and Lacelle can reconcile your views on how best to attack Clinton on the Kosovo issue.

Or maybe you were just trying the old non-sequitur technique. Not nearly as much fun as the old ad hominem attack, is it? Oops, now I get it, a clever synthesis of the two!


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